So, I made little promo-websites for my two novels, which are now available as free ebooks. Please be a pal and repost them to whatever dreary corners of the internet you frequent that are populated by creepsters and sci-fi nerds who might be interested in such a thing:
Illuminati-conspiracy, obsession thriller:
http://www.tinyghosts.com/COP.html
World-spanning, alien invasion, civil rights sci-fi novel:
http://www.tinyghosts.com/ASN.html
tiny ghosts 343: how close we came
You can now get my 2nd novel as an ebook, not only DRM-free but actually free-free. All you have to do is go to this URL from your mobile device (like a ipad or an iphone) and it should pretty much automatically download:
http://www.tinyghosts.com/ASN.epub
I’ve heard rumors that facebook doesn’t like this link, so if you are seeing the link on facebook, you might have to cut and paste it in your browser window in order to get it to work. This is because computers are mysterious and evil.
If you’ve got a kindle or a nook I don’t know how to download it to those devices, but I figure you can figure it out, you are a big boy.
Unlike my first novel, which was a cautionary tale of the illuminati and obsession, this second novel is an uplifting world-spanning story about babies… alien babies! How cute is that?!? Darn cute, that’s for sure. It is also about farming, bioterrorism, the civil rights movement, and third world revolutions.
Btw, you can get my first novel at:
http://www.tinyghosts.com/COP.epub
If you want to know more about my novels before going to all the trouble and expense of downloading them for free, you can read a bit about them at:
http://www.invispress.com/law/buy.html
If you do read them, and are so inclined, I will give you many kisses if you post a review about them on Amazon or goodreads.com or barnesandnoble.com or the New Yorker or the NY Times Book Review section, or anyplace like that. And if you happen to know anyone on the National Book Award nominating committee or Mark David Chapman, please email me, I have a message I’d like you to pass on for me.
Guess where I’m writing this from? From the brand new Tiny Ghosts Studios! Yes, the universe is strange enough that there is now a dedicated space for the production of Tiny Ghosts comics and merchandise.
The cool part for you is that you now have an actual physical location where you can mail cash, suggestive photos of yourself, bombs, and/or valentines. The cool part for us is that now we can act all pretentious and pretend that we’re actually professionals!
The address is:
Tiny Ghosts Studios
174 Franklin St.
Suite 102
Juneau, AK 99801
Remember, all of the tiny ghosts comics have been ‘pinned’ at Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/tinyghostsboo/tiny-ghosts/ So feel free to repin any of the ones you like to your personal board. It’ll make people think you are cool…
tiny ghosts 342: as fall turns to winter
tiny ghosts 341: Really needed to talk to someone
tiny ghosts 340: Turned me into a parrot
tiny ghosts 339: last night on earth
As you know, tiny ghosts is a mixed media photography project that attempts to tell an entire story in just two sentences. Unfortunately, experiencing tiny ghosts in its intended fashion requires two things, “reading” and “clicking the next link.” Turns out, we get a lot of hate mail from fans who say that while they love the comic, they just wish we could do away with all the reading and clicking associated with it. Never say that we do not listen to our fans! Tiny ghosts is pleased to announce our new service, “Tiny Ghosts - Video.” With this service, 20 comics will be injected directly into your ears and eyeballs without having to click or read anything. It’s the comic equivalent of crack cocaine. These videos were narrated by the creepy and delicious J.P. Marston, who is so cool that he actually once made out with two vampires at the same time, on television!
http://www.tinyghosts.com/videos.html
Please do your part by reposting these videos everywhere or thumbing them up on reddit, ow whatever it is you kids do for viral marketing these days.